Hoodibabaa

Friday, July 09, 2004

India Vision 2010

2004 August Sony 20.47 hours ,commercial break

I am Amitabh Bachchan. Jaya uses Stay free. Does ur wife use?


2005,New Delhi

Pallavi sharma walks upto her pan chewing father Pradeep chadha

“Dad.Know wot.Jasbeer was great in bed yesterday”

“Oh great. Same with his father. “


2008, Peshawar ,Feb 29

Shahid Afridi announces retirement from first class cricket.

He is 16.

2010,Motorola building,Gurgaon

“9511 2358686”

“1”
“5”
“4”
“#”

“I have an account in your sector 14 branch”

“011223 567871”

“C24,Old DLF,sector 14 ,Gurgaon,India,Asia Pacific,Milky way”

“09.11.79”

“Yeah .Sexy”

“Oh.Sorry.Yeah,Male”

“Mole on the right hand index finger.Scar under left hand arm pit”

“I had requested for a phone banking ID 3 months ago.I haven’t received it yet.
May I know the status of that”

“I spoke to Sheethal,Sharmila,Vaishnavi,Ritesh”

“Thanks”

“I have an account in your sector 14 branch”

“011223 567871”

“C24,Old DLF,sector 14 ,Gurgaon,India,Asia Pacific,Milky way”

“09.11.79”

“In fact I had requested for a phone banking ID 3 months ago.I haven’t received it yet.May I know the status of that”

“Isnt this the call center for phone banking related queries?I see.May I know to whom am I talking to?

“What is the new number u said?”



“95112357979”

“1”
“5”
“#”
“*”
“4”

“I called 95112358686 on my phone banking ID related query.I got the telephone number from them.Is this is the right number “

“Thank god”

““I have an account in your sector 14 branch”

“011223 567871”

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2004 July 09 ,Global business park,15.25 hours


“Quill, What is the threshold linear velocity for an axial flow ,2 bed sour shift reactor with a

combination cooling facility under end of run conditions ?”


Quill: Bole tho ?



Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Most wanted

A contraption to take the bakri out of king khans throat …mmmhhhnnnnaaaaaa

A magic wand that converts the fingers of the shameless Indian gent who scratches the crotch in bus stops ,temples ,hospitals into hard steel wire brushes we used in foundry classes.

An intelligent code jock in bangalore to tell me what on earth the dialogue “We r now standing in the middle of the program ,its called the matrix “ mean?

A promise from Lawrence and Mayo,Bausch and lomb and others to give India’s IT industry alias Mr.Narayana Moorthy a good looking frame.

A Subbulakshmi Venkatasubramanian or a Gayathri Ramanathan or a Priya sundarajan
as my neighbour pppuhhlleez……


Quill